im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
how the fuck do you remember your url
But sweetheart, you did not end this comic.
Here, let me help you.
The love (as well as the hate) you give will always come back to you at some point in your life.
Believe me, I know exactly what I am talking about.
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
How do ducks masturbate
The night blogging is strong with these ones.
I thought my hand was a giraffe earlier today.
Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.
These are glorious.
Ahahha perfect
“it’s okay i still have like half a year until that con”
“it’s fine, the con;s only in two months I have time”
“i still have a month, I can do it”
“THE CON’S THIS WEEKEND”
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:
here’s my other sister:
and here’s me








